well my dad told me this joke.... i'll try to repeat it.

it's christmass eve, santa is on a downer, his suit is stained, two of the reighndeer are pregnant and ones broken his ankle. Roudolph is in a stinkin' mood and the elves have had a riot and set fire to the workshop bruning most of the toys. The sleigh has a broken runner, Mrs Clause has pmt, the Christmass pudd is sliding down the wall and rouldolph has stamped through the Christmass cake.
There's a knock at the door- santa opens the door and thers's a little tiny fairy holding a huge christmass tree (--in little fairy voice--) " i thought you needed cheering up!" said the fairy "where do you want me to stick it?" so santa told the little fairy where to stick it, and thats why we always put the tree up the fairy!

i laughed when i heard this! i though it was great! well mabie i'm just sad to find it funny.

well the last entry said that i was excited and awating my new card- well it arrived!! BROKEN > man i was piffed and to top it off ati won't accept it back on warrenty because i got it off of e-Bay! so i wasted alot ot money,,,, i'm still trying to sort it out but i realy hope it gets sorted soon!

well i've little else to say so see you all later!